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German Krauts

Wildschütz Garmisch — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:47:00 +0100

Hey Guys after that long time of Aktenablage on Arbeitsstätte I will have some Freizeitausgleich to give you more info about how life in Germany is:
The german girls and the herbs. Sometimes You might think, the german girls are having to much of that benelux herbage when listening to Schlagermusik. But that is not right. It's a good deal more for german girls to enjoy some of these cute little flowers from the alps behind the Grenzposten to Austria or Switzerland. For today US singers make songs to our girls on alpine flowerpower.

Or is it because american singers have too many herbs from Germany??? Take a look

Update: This is what the american girls do with these sweet herbs:

have a nice stay at Garmisch ;)

Intervention on fast-food restaurants: The German KRAKA

Wildschütz Garmisch — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:06:00 +0100

This is not what You all thinking about. This is kraftkarren for real. Has nothing to do with fried kraken and all that. This is the quad styled vehicle German Bundeswehr built in the 1970s.

Background

Since 1945 after WWII the austrian konigreich was willing to infiltrate the bundesrepublik with fast-food restaurants they called wienerwald.

The 'Made in Germany' reply to this

...was Kraftkarren! Build for german paratroopers defending the bundesrepublik from austrian schnitzelguys. Through this threat caused by the austrian schnitzelguys Zweirad-Union AG in Nurnberg invented the Kraftkarren (schort name: KRAKA)

German defence from austrian schnitzelguys

from the 1970s to 90s german paratroopers were thrown off Junker's aircraft where ever a wienerwald restaurant was opening. The soldiers were entering and ordered some pommes with schnizzle.

Germany wins

Equipped with kraftkarren the german bundeswehr could defend successful the bundesrepublik of deutschland.

Todays KRAKA

I had to write this on stackenblog because that all you new to germany people understand why there are so many guys on trikes and quads going to the macdonalds drive-in restaurants today. This is a traditional part to us german, since we had to defend the republik from austrian schnizzleguys, which is kept until today.

next time stackenblogging

Next update i will subscribe how german bundeswehr's answer to burgerbuden is. But this will not be today because for now I have to frittieren a sack of Nordsee-Kraken.

Cottbus/Germany

Wildschütz Garmisch — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:12:00 +0100

Hey guys, that nice stay we had in Cottbus germany in 2004 i not will withhold you. It was an icy and frosty winter on Garmisch as my brother Christoph and his friend Schmidt who is also a friend of mine came to have a visit in Cottbus/Germany. I was the lucky man the guys took with. Here is this what i would call a travelreport:

1. Loading the Kraftkutschen

On that cold morning in Garmisch/Bavaria we loaded tons of Beer and warm clothes as also some Deutschmarks into our Kraftkutschen. Kraftkutschen in Germany is what in other countries is called automobile. Next time i go to Cottbus/Germany i will choose a Toyota to manage theese lousy prussian structures and take much more beer with me. After crossing the Grenzposten to Prussia (Rudolphstein) the roads where really really bad.

2. Arriving at Cottbus

After that uncomfortable ride caused by that bad roads in Prussia Schmidt had to rub some franzbrandwein on my wounded back. As usual for all days in the GDR (the shortname for the Country) also on this day the sun was not shining

3. The stay

Cottbus is a very nice town in the middle of the Lausitz just north of Spreewald, where the Spreewaldgurken come from. Spreewaldgurken are very nice for Mettbrötchen or Leberwurst-Schnitten. But Schnitten in Lausitz is another almost important matter to gurken from Spreewald...

The amazing Lausitz-Chicks

The girls from Cottbus they call Lausitz-Chicks is what Western-Germs call Ossi-Schlampe. By the way. In Bavaria we more have blond girls with big 'hoo' (you know what I mean). The common Cottbus-Lausitz-Chick has not so much and more darker hair. The eyes are just like in Bavaria blue. Lausitz-Chicks are very, very nice. Because of the many beer I had to drink for not running back to germany i forgot to take some photos of those really nice Lausitz-Chicks. Next time I go to Cottbus I will take some photos for you.

Live in the streets

There was not so many more rather than these photos will show:
But there are also nice impressions in my memory lane ... but sorry, I forgot.

To be continued ...

On next update (Cottbus pt.II) i will try to give you some more impressions on Lausitz-Chicks. Also write something about that funny guy whose name i forgot. That little girl Schmidt called 'Freundin' (the german word for slut) will not be missing on next update. The discostay we had in Cottbus will also be written for next chapter.
so far, best regards from Garmisch

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For people that don't like the GDR for vacation: http://garmisch.de/de/dbdfbf19-d2d0-4d53-027a-1694e5071f61.html

translations for germany

Wildschütz Garmisch — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 23:26:00 +0200

hey guys, check this stuff ich digged on german youtube channel. the german translation of one colt for all cases episode we have on german tv. the voices in german syncro are also known from star trek episodes we in germany call 'sinnlos im weltraum'. i really enjoy german translations on tv. in other cases we have to watch the austrian or australian versions. i like it when its on german! check how howie does it!!1

omg! dope gunther only second rate!!!1

admiral specht — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 00:57:00 +0200

ok, ok, so dj dope gunther is not teh greatest. after watching weird al's new clip, admiral specht came to the conclusion that dope gunther is dwarfed to second platz by this amazing achievement! (on international scale that is. in deutschland dope gunther ist ofcourse still no.1!!1)