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Cottbus/Germany

Wildschütz Garmisch — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:12:00 +0100

Hey guys, that nice stay we had in Cottbus germany in 2004 i not will withhold you. It was an icy and frosty winter on Garmisch as my brother Christoph and his friend Schmidt who is also a friend of mine came to have a visit in Cottbus/Germany. I was the lucky man the guys took with. Here is this what i would call a travelreport:

1. Loading the Kraftkutschen

On that cold morning in Garmisch/Bavaria we loaded tons of Beer and warm clothes as also some Deutschmarks into our Kraftkutschen. Kraftkutschen in Germany is what in other countries is called automobile. Next time i go to Cottbus/Germany i will choose a Toyota to manage theese lousy prussian structures and take much more beer with me. After crossing the Grenzposten to Prussia (Rudolphstein) the roads where really really bad.

2. Arriving at Cottbus

After that uncomfortable ride caused by that bad roads in Prussia Schmidt had to rub some franzbrandwein on my wounded back. As usual for all days in the GDR (the shortname for the Country) also on this day the sun was not shining

3. The stay

Cottbus is a very nice town in the middle of the Lausitz just north of Spreewald, where the Spreewaldgurken come from. Spreewaldgurken are very nice for Mettbrötchen or Leberwurst-Schnitten. But Schnitten in Lausitz is another almost important matter to gurken from Spreewald...

The amazing Lausitz-Chicks

The girls from Cottbus they call Lausitz-Chicks is what Western-Germs call Ossi-Schlampe. By the way. In Bavaria we more have blond girls with big 'hoo' (you know what I mean). The common Cottbus-Lausitz-Chick has not so much and more darker hair. The eyes are just like in Bavaria blue. Lausitz-Chicks are very, very nice. Because of the many beer I had to drink for not running back to germany i forgot to take some photos of those really nice Lausitz-Chicks. Next time I go to Cottbus I will take some photos for you.

Live in the streets

There was not so many more rather than these photos will show:
But there are also nice impressions in my memory lane ... but sorry, I forgot.

To be continued ...

On next update (Cottbus pt.II) i will try to give you some more impressions on Lausitz-Chicks. Also write something about that funny guy whose name i forgot. That little girl Schmidt called 'Freundin' (the german word for slut) will not be missing on next update. The discostay we had in Cottbus will also be written for next chapter.
so far, best regards from Garmisch

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For people that don't like the GDR for vacation: http://garmisch.de/de/dbdfbf19-d2d0-4d53-027a-1694e5071f61.html

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"Cottbus/Germany" by Mr. Schmidt

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 23:21:35 +0100

I would really like to see more of those pretty "Ansichten" from the East. I think you shot some Pictures from our "Heim" in Chozebus, maybe you will show next time!

"Cottbus/Germany" by Stuermer

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:35:12 +0100

Oh yes, that looks great! Germany seems to me like a pretty Bilderbuch! I'am planning a trip to germany next year, so i will definitely have a stay in Cottbus too! A very nice region of your country, i like the minimalistic way the eastern-germans do!

"Cottbus/Germany" by i-already-got-it-on-with-a-lausitz-chick

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:08:36 +0100

verdamned!

i wish i have been with you nice guys in that vacation... while it must have been a real crazy trip. a few glasses of the world famous east-german drink "goldkrone" and the party would have started, can i promise! please call me before your next vacation, then i will take a box of butterbread, a few hard-boiled eyes, yoghurt, a few fruits and - of course for the late hours of the day - another box, which is filled with the finest selection of east-german sweets (like gelee and stuff) and a few bottles of that beautiful "goldkrone".

and with regard to the chicks: i know a few tricks, to hook up that nice eastern chicks. just tell them that you are a millionär from the west, who is selling wireless lan-cables and she will be really interested in you. if you then go shopping with her , you just have to buy her a pair of nietenhosen (jeans), and things will work out for you. filling her up with "goldkrone" will work out too, as we all know...

Bye kamerades!

oh yes, by the way: buy the realest german schnaps online on goldkrone.de