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Hey Guys after that long time of Aktenablage on Arbeitsstätte I will have some Freizeitausgleich to give you more info about how life in Germany is:
The german girls and the herbs. Sometimes You might think, the german girls are having to much of that benelux herbage when listening to Schlagermusik. But that is not right. It's a good deal more for german girls to enjoy some of these cute little flowers from the alps behind the Grenzposten to Austria or Switzerland. For today US singers make songs to our girls on alpine flowerpower.

Or is it because american singers have too many herbs from Germany??? Take a look



Update: This is what the american girls do with these sweet herbs:

have a nice stay at Garmisch ;)

In Brazil they have Favelas, in the USA they have Slums, in Argentina there are the Callampas or Villa Miseras, in Turkey are the Gecekondus, in Ecuador the Invasiones and in Peru the Barriadas. In Mexico they are called Rancherias, in Pakistan they call them Katchi Abadi, in India Bazars and in Kongo Bidonville. In Germany we call them Kleingartenverein.

The difference between other countries and germany is how we treat our Kleingärtner (inhabitants of Kleingartenkolonien, watch out for the Umlauts). While in South America and Asia some Governments tried to get rid of the problem by the measurements of bulldozing, we in Germany got used to our nowadays beloved inhabitants of the Kleingärten (also called Gartenzwerge).

Many Gartenzwerge are living of Hartz IV (i will explain this another time, but please don't mess it up with Harz, the beautiful Abhorchposten in the middle of Germany), but instead of getting settled down on unemployment they try to change their Slums into a Kolonie that looks even better than the famous Kolonie of Guantanamo Bay.

In the 80's the Bauernlümmel hat some infamous results with similar concepts called "Unser Dorf soll schöner werden", already back then we heard rumors that the American military is willing to trade german Unkrautvernichter against Agent Orange.

This is not what You all thinking about. This is kraftkarren for real. Has nothing to do with fried kraken and all that. This is the quad styled vehicle German Bundeswehr built in the 1970s.

Background

Since 1945 after WWII the austrian konigreich was willing to infiltrate the bundesrepublik with fast-food restaurants they called wienerwald.

The 'Made in Germany' reply to this

...was Kraftkarren! Build for german paratroopers defending the bundesrepublik from austrian schnitzelguys. Through this threat caused by the austrian schnitzelguys Zweirad-Union AG in Nurnberg invented the Kraftkarren (schort name: KRAKA)

German defence from austrian schnitzelguys

from the 1970s to 90s german paratroopers were thrown off Junker's aircraft where ever a wienerwald restaurant was opening. The soldiers were entering and ordered some pommes with schnizzle.

Germany wins

Equipped with kraftkarren the german bundeswehr could defend successful the bundesrepublik of deutschland.

Todays KRAKA

I had to write this on stackenblog because that all you new to germany people understand why there are so many guys on trikes and quads going to the macdonalds drive-in restaurants today. This is a traditional part to us german, since we had to defend the republik from austrian schnizzleguys, which is kept until today.

next time stackenblogging

Next update i will subscribe how german bundeswehr's answer to burgerbuden is. But this will not be today because for now I have to frittieren a sack of Nordsee-Kraken.

Hey guys, that nice stay we had in Cottbus germany in 2004 i not will withhold you. It was an icy and frosty winter on Garmisch as my brother Christoph and his friend Schmidt who is also a friend of mine came to have a visit in Cottbus/Germany. I was the lucky man the guys took with. Here is this what i would call a travelreport:

1. Loading the Kraftkutschen

On that cold morning in Garmisch/Bavaria we loaded tons of Beer and warm clothes as also some Deutschmarks into our Kraftkutschen. Kraftkutschen in Germany is what in other countries is called automobile. Next time i go to Cottbus/Germany i will choose a Toyota to manage theese lousy prussian structures and take much more beer with me. After crossing the Grenzposten to Prussia (Rudolphstein) the roads where really really bad.

2. Arriving at Cottbus

After that uncomfortable ride caused by that bad roads in Prussia Schmidt had to rub some franzbrandwein on my wounded back. As usual for all days in the GDR (the shortname for the Country) also on this day the sun was not shining

3. The stay

Cottbus is a very nice town in the middle of the Lausitz just north of Spreewald, where the Spreewaldgurken come from. Spreewaldgurken are very nice for Mettbrötchen or Leberwurst-Schnitten. But Schnitten in Lausitz is another almost important matter to gurken from Spreewald...

The amazing Lausitz-Chicks

The girls from Cottbus they call Lausitz-Chicks is what Western-Germs call Ossi-Schlampe. By the way. In Bavaria we more have blond girls with big 'hoo' (you know what I mean). The common Cottbus-Lausitz-Chick has not so much and more darker hair. The eyes are just like in Bavaria blue. Lausitz-Chicks are very, very nice. Because of the many beer I had to drink for not running back to germany i forgot to take some photos of those really nice Lausitz-Chicks. Next time I go to Cottbus I will take some photos for you.

Live in the streets

There was not so many more rather than these photos will show:
But there are also nice impressions in my memory lane ... but sorry, I forgot.

To be continued ...

On next update (Cottbus pt.II) i will try to give you some more impressions on Lausitz-Chicks. Also write something about that funny guy whose name i forgot. That little girl Schmidt called 'Freundin' (the german word for slut) will not be missing on next update. The discostay we had in Cottbus will also be written for next chapter.
so far, best regards from Garmisch

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For people that don't like the GDR for vacation: http://garmisch.de/de/dbdfbf19-d2d0-4d53-027a-1694e5071f61.html

For all of you who wants to visit us in germany as a tourist, this Tutorial will be essential for you to have a nice time. It shows you to eat a bavarian Weisswurst the right way. If you are able to do it right, it will be more easy to you to find your way in our wonderful bavarian Heimat. Don't wonder about the grubby look, but thats reality in Germany. We call it: "rustikal" or "urig".

Check out the latest Tatsachenbericht: It's incredible!
Take a look at the life of a german Fleischfachverkäuferin. Great! Her job is dangerous and wild, but she really likes it. Because Germans love Meat. And Hack. And Rippchen, Öhrchen and Nierchen sometimes... WOW!!! Stackenblog gets better and better!