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28-12-2006 STACKENBLOGRIDE #ONE
1800 Savings Market / Kröpcke

Stackenblog.com presents its first Üstra Ride. After the unbelievably successful kiezkollegenrides in 2005, the Stackenblogger with "course driving the German way" starting through. Nice people, nice bierchen, nice route. Many objects of interest will stand on the program for travel across of Hanover interior and suburb. Meetings as used at the savings market Kröpcke (today Edeka) two zones tickets / Tagescarte should be put in. The daily map is quite recommended thereby.

In Brazil they have Favelas, in the USA they have Slums, in Argentina there are the Callampas or Villa Miseras, in Turkey are the Gecekondus, in Ecuador the Invasiones and in Peru the Barriadas. In Mexico they are called Rancherias, in Pakistan they call them Katchi Abadi, in India Bazars and in Kongo Bidonville. In Germany we call them Kleingartenverein.

The difference between other countries and germany is how we treat our Kleingärtner (inhabitants of Kleingartenkolonien, watch out for the Umlauts). While in South America and Asia some Governments tried to get rid of the problem by the measurements of bulldozing, we in Germany got used to our nowadays beloved inhabitants of the Kleingärten (also called Gartenzwerge).

Many Gartenzwerge are living of Hartz IV (i will explain this another time, but please don't mess it up with Harz, the beautiful Abhorchposten in the middle of Germany), but instead of getting settled down on unemployment they try to change their Slums into a Kolonie that looks even better than the famous Kolonie of Guantanamo Bay.

In the 80's the Bauernlümmel hat some infamous results with similar concepts called "Unser Dorf soll schöner werden", already back then we heard rumors that the American military is willing to trade german Unkrautvernichter against Agent Orange.

This is not what You all thinking about. This is kraftkarren for real. Has nothing to do with fried kraken and all that. This is the quad styled vehicle German Bundeswehr built in the 1970s.

Background

Since 1945 after WWII the austrian konigreich was willing to infiltrate the bundesrepublik with fast-food restaurants they called wienerwald.

The 'Made in Germany' reply to this

...was Kraftkarren! Build for german paratroopers defending the bundesrepublik from austrian schnitzelguys. Through this threat caused by the austrian schnitzelguys Zweirad-Union AG in Nurnberg invented the Kraftkarren (schort name: KRAKA)

German defence from austrian schnitzelguys

from the 1970s to 90s german paratroopers were thrown off Junker's aircraft where ever a wienerwald restaurant was opening. The soldiers were entering and ordered some pommes with schnizzle.

Germany wins

Equipped with kraftkarren the german bundeswehr could defend successful the bundesrepublik of deutschland.

Todays KRAKA

I had to write this on stackenblog because that all you new to germany people understand why there are so many guys on trikes and quads going to the macdonalds drive-in restaurants today. This is a traditional part to us german, since we had to defend the republik from austrian schnizzleguys, which is kept until today.

next time stackenblogging

Next update i will subscribe how german bundeswehr's answer to burgerbuden is. But this will not be today because for now I have to frittieren a sack of Nordsee-Kraken.

Hallo there everybody. Last weekend some friends of mine have had loaded me on their weisswurstessen. Chucky fuck was the man who went to the tante emma laden and bought this very very fine weisswursts. additionally we had a kasten of weissbier. That's how the bavarian do every day. Us preussen have weissbier and weisswurst essen for usual only once or twice a week. Every Tuesday and Thursday the bierkutscher from bavaria comes to preussen and delievers weissbier in bottles and faesser and also brings this cute little weisswursts to us. When we do weisswurstessen in preussen we decorate the stuben in bavarian colors.
When the weisswursts are hot (we call it aufgebrueht) the hausfrau serves the weisswursts. At the same time the hausherr fills his glass up with weissbier. After that we eat weisswursts with suesser senf (also from bavaria) and have some weizen for the rest of the day.

As on every saturday evening i watched Stackenblochen. As they always got something new they introduced two more punishment techniques yesterday. One of them was really funny and innovative, that automated pepper gas method. What a surprise in the candidate's face expression!
But they should not have shown the second technique. In foreign countries using baseball bats only supports the picture of cruel and nazi people in germany. These days everybody has to take google video and youtube into his calculation, but luckily this broadcast has not shown up there yet.
If anyone not from germany has not seen what fun Stackenblochen really is, there is an older sequel on youtube: Youtube video (taken from an american show who did a feature on it)
How do you think about that?

the word of stackenblog spreads and now we see the first namefaking. beware of teh cheap imitations in the world wide netz. jawoll!